Welcome to the lab of:

Science Monkey!




The jungle tourist (J.T., for short) approaches the Science Monkey. The science monkey (S.M.) looks rather slouched and worse for wear, having labored many long hours over his workbench over the years.

As you approach, S.M. looks up and peers at you from above his thick and rather intimidating spectacles. He looks you up one end and down the other, as if evaluating you like one of his convoluted mathematical equations. After a moment of consideration, he speaks:

"Oh, I see you are interested in science! Very good. Science has been a bastion of the monkey realm since the times of Curious George. I have studied many things over the years, but some things intrigue me a bit more than others. They include:"